Pompeiiana XXVII.3, November 2000

Content: "Candidati Praesidis Statuum Foederatorum Americae", "Travertine . . . the Fabris of Rome", "Chimera", "Did You Remember to Celebrate 'Hanno Day' Last Month?", "Hey, Wanna Go Take a Bath?", assorted poems, "A November Visit with the Queen of the Dead" script, "Ancient Roman Pastime Picked up by McDonalds", "Colosseum Highlights", "'Wuzzup' with Our Language?", "University Touts its Vain Ladies", "Hewlett-Packard to the Rescue", "How Much is that Doggy by the River?", "A Nebulous Modern Myth", Roga Me Aliquid, "Would You Vote for Vespasian for President of the United States?", "I Hate Grammar", "Why American Railroad Tracks Match the Width of Roman Chariot Axles", "We Triple-Dog Dare You!", Ancient Greek and Roman Recipes: Ientaculum Romanum Ova Spongia Ex Lacte, "Do You Certamen?", Ludi Apti Ad Discendum et se Oblectandum, "Sophitia and the Magic Stairs", "SPQRPD: Roman Cop Show Set to Air", "Proscriptiones Nundinariae", reading comprehension questions from page one, comics page, answer key for teachers.